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gayseawitch:

lorenzomakesthings:

ranagazoo:

saint-bmo:

anachronizomai:

myfightcomesintothelight:

"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"

Don’t.

"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"

No.

"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"

No.

"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"

No.

"At least you act norm-"
Stop.

"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"

Maybe

(via kimpissible)

Source: furtherdowntheriver
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xekstrin:

andatlastiletitgo:

hmspoofta:

"Love is an Open Door" proposal

this was the cutest thing ever omg 

SMOOTH AS FUCK

(via mugglesloveme)

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vinegod:

This lil white boy look like Sid off Ice Age

Apparently he’s a gay porn star ? ?? ?

(via iamunforgettable)

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dashdrive:

everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see

(via sleepy-queen)

Source: dashdrive
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batched:

I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour.

I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.

Source: batched
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fnmattsweeney:

wild-guy:

Ke$ha’s dancers

I need to go see kesha
She’s doing big things

(via icedheart-hotcoffee)

Source: wild-guy
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  • Question: (tfios anon) now why are you upset? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    You won’t tell me who u r

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  • Question: I just wanna be Best Friends with you tbh... - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    Do it snapchat me and kik me both of them are jjmharper do it

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priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

(via 2awks2function)

Source: leatherh0ff
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harveywalker:

Wonder Woman is the best warrior, and I’m only satisfied when she is portrayed as such.

No one understands how much I love this

(via losingsightofreality)

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